Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn't even ask. SMDH.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    what kind of pervert waits to eat?

    you must learn the most important lesson of food: eat everything immediately.

    there is no tomorrow, no future. there is only the eternally hungry now.