Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn't even ask. SMDH.

    • UlyssesT
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      2 months ago

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    • Hestia [she/her, love/loves]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      It's not like you save it for another day

      Meals are an experience and you should not eat the best parts of it immediately

      • vegeta1 [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Wait.... You savor your meals and don't gulp it all down in one fell swoop?

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        • Hestia [she/her, love/loves]
          hexagon
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          2 months ago

          If you eat so slowly that the fries get cold by the middle of the meal, you have bigger problems than cold fries.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    what kind of pervert waits to eat?

    you must learn the most important lesson of food: eat everything immediately.

    there is no tomorrow, no future. there is only the eternally hungry now.

  • frauddogg [null/void, undecided]
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    2 months ago

    At first, I was stunned into silence at such a title, but.

    stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal.

    Pluck that owl.

  • nothx [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Sucks to suck. It’s not Dirt_Owl’s fault that you had unspoken conditions regarding which fries were communal.

  • Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a talon around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS DIRT_OWL! Before I could get a word out, they yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." They then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    There's no rules in the Chapo.chat user agreement that says Owls can't play basketball