Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn't even ask. SMDH.
It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a talon around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS DIRT_OWL! Before I could get a word out, they yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." They then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.
At first, I was stunned into silence at such a title, but.
stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal.
Pluck that owl.
what kind of pervert waits to eat?
you must learn the most important lesson of food: eat everything immediately.
there is no tomorrow, no future. there is only the eternally hungry now.
Sucks to suck. It’s not Dirt_Owl’s fault that you had unspoken conditions regarding which fries were communal.
If you save a fry it'll go cold and you'll waste it. Dirt_Owl was doing you a favour.
It's not like you save it for another day
Meals are an experience and you should not eat the best parts of it immediately
Wait.... You savor your meals and don't gulp it all down in one fell swoop?
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Yeah, but cold fries are gross, so it's better to eat them quickly while they are fresh.
If you eat so slowly that the fries get cold by the middle of the meal, you have bigger problems than cold fries.
Mods ban this reactionary for not sharing the comically large communal French fry.
stole that one abnormally good fry
skill issue, ever heard of survival of the fittest? checkmate liberal :smuglord:
