I need all elections from now on to be decided by a fry cook-off like SpongeBob vs King Neptune

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 day ago

    The McDonald's manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.

    • ICBM@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 day ago

      Uhh, hey, Donnie? We're going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.

      • Ildsaye [they/them]
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        20 hours ago

        "My name is Dona-"
        "Cool, see you on Saturday then, Donnie"