Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

      • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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        13 hours ago

        But how come i only get power fantasies let me larp as a sexy sex man with bedroom eyes and a soccer player ass

    • CarmineCatboy2 [he/him]
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      13 hours ago

      i don't think they are even real at this point. the poster says something about naughty dog not liking dominant males. every single response claims thats insane but they have +200 upvotes anyways.