Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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  • vegeta1 [he/him]
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    2 个月前

    No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that.... For a t rex. A t.... Fucking.... Rex....

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  • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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    2 个月前

    I've seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn't explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.

  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 个月前

    "Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest."

  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 个月前

    I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it's a freaking straightedge.

    I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.

    • SadArtemis [she/her]
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      2 个月前

      Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually) mao-clap

      • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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        2 个月前

        For me, it just seemed like lazy model design. We're not rocking Voodoo2 cards, you have enough graphical performance to play with to make a reasonably complex torso.

        It's the Arataki Itto Noodle Arm fiasco all over again; they tried to make a muscular character with the same basic model that was designed for twinkier ones.

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    They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic i-cant

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    They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders

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    Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft

    • SadArtemis [she/her]
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      2 个月前

      knight-nod based

      wokes destroying everything smh. And make Dandylion show some flesh it's not the 1500s anymore

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    2 个月前

    sicko-fem the-boys-are-back-in-town

    I DEMAND Link's bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda

    👉👈

    whatever size is fine

    • invo_rt [he/him]
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      2 个月前

      I'm demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I'll be heading to visit a few Rito pingu-horny

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    2 个月前

    I played RDR2 for years but, because of woke, I never once saw a rugged outlaw man's strong bulge that made me go panting

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    2 个月前

    Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

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        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          2 个月前

          Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

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      • madjo@feddit.nl
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        Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel

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      Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit

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      • Angel [any]
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        2 个月前

        those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro

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          Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs blob-no-thoughts

        • vegeta1 [he/him]
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          2 个月前

          Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin

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