Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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  • vegeta1 [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that.... For a t rex. A t.... Fucking.... Rex....

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  • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    I'm still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake's ass in SSBU.

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  • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    I've seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn't explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.

  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    "Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest."

  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 month ago

    I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it's a freaking straightedge.

    I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.

    • SadArtemis [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually) mao-clap

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        1 month ago

        For me, it just seemed like lazy model design. We're not rocking Voodoo2 cards, you have enough graphical performance to play with to make a reasonably complex torso.

        It's the Arataki Itto Noodle Arm fiasco all over again; they tried to make a muscular character with the same basic model that was designed for twinkier ones.

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    They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic i-cant

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    They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders

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    1 month ago

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    Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft

    • SadArtemis [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      knight-nod based

      wokes destroying everything smh. And make Dandylion show some flesh it's not the 1500s anymore

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    1 month ago

    sicko-fem the-boys-are-back-in-town

    I DEMAND Link's bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda

    👉👈

    whatever size is fine

    • invo_rt [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I'm demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I'll be heading to visit a few Rito pingu-horny

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    I played RDR2 for years but, because of woke, I never once saw a rugged outlaw man's strong bulge that made me go panting

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

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        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          1 month ago

          Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

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      • madjo@feddit.nl
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        1 month ago

        Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel

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      Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit

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      • Angel [any]
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        1 month ago

        those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro

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          Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs blob-no-thoughts

        • vegeta1 [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin

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