They were trying to get me to vote for this Dem running for a state seat, guy’s a chief of staff for some local establishment democrat, usual machine operation.
I explain I’m sick of the democrats, and the volunteer’s response? “Well candidate such and such is actually much more moderate than people make him out to be.” I wryly pointed out that he just said that to a socialist, and at that point I think he realized he couldn’t do anything to pitch his candidate at that point.
That's even more Jokerfying as a joke because that already fucking happened to me before.
Well, at the bookstore/coffee shop, mostly, but still.
They're gonna send you Star Citizen pre-alpha invites too, just to specifically piss you off.
I'd rather those invites go to more reactionary gamedads to drain their wallets a bit more.
I’ve arranged for the prefabricated creameries and gastropubs to arrive by tomorrow
That bazinga office door.
That fucking bazinga office door.