I'm going as King Harold Godwinson. Am I a moron? Does ANYONE know who that is?
The last true Anglo-Saxon king, who was famously killed doing battle against William The Conqueror. He's the guy on the Bayeux Tapestry with the arrow in his eye (this is now disputed)... but I feel like people know him as the arrow in the eye guy.
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I'd say 'guess who I am', and then I'd smack the arrow I had attached to my hand into my eye and go aggghh
well next time get a guy to run you over with his horse as well to make doubly sure they get it