He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

  • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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      4 hours ago

      Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?