He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

    • Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml
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      16 minutes ago

      That happened to me once. Dude paid me to come to work with him, then after we finished he wanted to hang out in his man cave and drink beer. Then he wanted to have sex with me. Wasn’t that good looking, but head is head.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 hours ago

    Don't blow this for yourself by posting about it on fed hangout site chapo.chat

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        4 hours ago

        I am highly certain that picture could not possibly identify me. Also I am not really worried about some internet weirdos recognizing me.

    • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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      4 hours ago

      Yeah quantify shitload, it's probably like, average American gun nut amounts of guns, which is still excessive sure, but not unusual.

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        4 hours ago

        I am being hyperbolic yes but this dude is the most America boomer in existence

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      4 hours ago

      Ran into him at the grocery store and he asked me if I wanted to do some side work for 20 an hour.

      I think he's just a bored boomer libertarian crank

  • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?

    • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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      4 hours ago

      Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?

      • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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        3 hours ago

        Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    5 hours ago

    Currently sitting in jack in the box parking lot while I wait for him to buy us lunch while getting paid for it lol