Seriously, if I had a time machine I'd:

  1. Go to Cabo Catoche, 1517, and watch the most cursed game of charades
  2. Give John Brown et al some semi-autos and a couple mags; C4 if I could manage it
  3. Go back ten years and slap that shit outta my mouth
  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    14 hours ago

    I'd use my time machine to

    1. go back to when I was 12 and give that girl some puberty blockers and a hug
    2. go back to January 1st, 1919 and tell Rosa Luxemburg to GTFO of Berlin
    3. go back to 218 BC and give Hannibal Barca some T 34s and a bunch of machine guns