This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. now it has me worried I'm dying.
This happens to us all from time to time but 3 is a lot comrade
I’ve got a friend who says once you hit 30, you get 2 freebies a year before you’ve gotta call the doctor but even that sounds like a lot to me.
2 sounds like a lot still and 30 sounds young too
I mean I hope I'm not shitting my pants multiple times a year until at least my 60s
Yeah I should get checked out soon, especially before I probably lose my medicaid under Trump.
So this is how democracy ends, with thunderous sharts
Is that a joke, or does Trump really attack people's medical insurance worse than some other presidents?
Not really joking since he put Dr. Oz in charge of medicaid and to me t hat doesn't bode well.