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Call me Craig, not Dr. Everett. Finance prof @ Pepperdine Graziadio Business School. Exec Director of Most Fundable Companies List and Private Capital Mkts Proj
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Call me Craig, not Dr. Everett. Finance prof @ Pepperdine Graziadio Business School. Exec Director of Most Fundable Companies List and Private Capital Mkts Proj
Let's tell all the CEOs that their income will go up if they start killing other CEOs!
Battle Royal CEOs is a movie waiting to be made.
"You may be wondering why you have been brought to this location. In front of you i-"
Thirty CEOs scramble for the pile of weapons in the center of the room, immediately trying to extract each other's blood and organs for sale. The speech giver shakes their head in disgust, bolting the door on the way out.