On my days off from the restaurant and I'm truly not in the mood to touch a stove, I've been known to open a packet of instant noodles, season it while in the bag, pinch it shut and shake it, then just eat seasoned dry noodles. Pair with 50-500mL vodka, 3-5 olives and the cheapest cigarettes you can find (9/10 it's Double Happiness/双喜).
![[CW: misoginy, non-vegan] Hmm,](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/11eb331e-0769-46dd-87e6-95a90ae9f700.png){kind=link}
You call that guy slop? Pfft.
On my days off from the restaurant and I'm truly not in the mood to touch a stove, I've been known to open a packet of instant noodles, season it while in the bag, pinch it shut and shake it, then just eat seasoned dry noodles. Pair with 50-500mL vodka, 3-5 olives and the cheapest cigarettes you can find (9/10 it's Double Happiness/双喜).