• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    11 days ago

    Yo ho yo ho
    I'll tell you a tale of a CEO
    Ruining lives is how he made his gold
    Millions a year or so I'm told

    Yo ho yo ho
    The devil himself said 'bout the CEO
    This scurvy dog has got to go
    So he gave a pistol to a young lad bold
    And told him to go and claim him a soul
    The scurvy soul of the CEO

    I can't think of anything else lmao this sucks.