Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 4 days agoLiteral army of cops and cameras and after 3+ days all they have are conflicting pictures, engraved bullet casings, a vague sense he fled the city on a bus, and a literal bag of monopoly moneyimagemessage-square42 fedilinkarrow-up1188file-text
arrow-up1188imageLiteral army of cops and cameras and after 3+ days all they have are conflicting pictures, engraved bullet casings, a vague sense he fled the city on a bus, and a literal bag of monopoly moneyPosadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 4 days agomessage-square42 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarefrauddogg [null/void, undecided]hexbear73·4 days agoThe more I hear about this jit the funnier it all gets; this dude prepared to repeatedly humiliate New York City's finest link
minus-squareKimJongGoku [comrade/them]hexbear78·4 days agoI like to think he's out there, frustrated that the cops can't even find the fun gags he left behind for them in walking distance link
minus-squarefrauddogg [null/void, undecided]hexbear44·4 days agoHe's def out there, watching all this go down from a brand new phone, in totally-different clothes, with a totally-different hairstyle. And probs a pair of shades. link
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]hexbear27·4 days agoHe throws the shades away but they just keep falling from the sky link
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]hexbear27·4 days ago"They didn't find my hard carry case for the pistol that had 4 spare rounds etched with 'Reap' 'What' 'You' 'Sow' " link
minus-squareStolen_Stolen_Valor [any]hexbear22·edit-24 days agoCan’t wait for the Police to find video of the handsome masked man in the closest Dunkin’ Donuts doing the hand heart thing directly at the camera. link
The more I hear about this jit the funnier it all gets; this dude prepared to repeatedly humiliate New York City's finest
I like to think he's out there, frustrated that the cops can't even find the fun gags he left behind for them in walking distance
He's def out there, watching all this go down from a brand new phone, in totally-different clothes, with a totally-different hairstyle.
And probs a pair of shades.
He throws the shades away but they just keep falling from the sky
"They didn't find my hard carry case for the pistol that had 4 spare rounds etched with 'Reap' 'What' 'You' 'Sow' "
Can’t wait for the Police to find video of the handsome masked man in the closest Dunkin’ Donuts doing the hand heart thing directly at the camera.