Alright everyone, welcome to my speedrun tutorial of CoD Modern CIA Ops 7!
Level 1: okay, let's spin in circles until the game forgets that there is supposed to be a wall there... and got it!
Level 2: oh, we have bad RNG, this is going to be tough because we spawned with trumpets instead of MANPADS, usually a run killer
United Nations Information Technology Erectile Dysfunction? Stay safe patriot, the globalists are coming so we can't anymore
The biggest No-Fly Zone in history 
Honestly, I hope the fucker gets to enjoy a technically easily treatable but prohibitively expensive medical condition for the rest of a decently long life
His goodreads where he's flagged Atlas Shrugged as "want to read" and shares his opinions about 
a suppressor
Okay, but the B&T VP9 which they thought was the pistol used has an integrated silencer and doesn't need a suppressor, right? There is still hope, right? 
he/she/it beanis -> they beanare
Obviously the plural form of beanis is beanare, I beanam certain about this one
I like to think he's out there, frustrated that the cops can't even find the fun gags he left behind for them in walking distance
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bigamy
I really don't like the implication that that was part of why he was sentenced to death; no idea whether that's accurate or just Western editorializing because that's also something he was accused of. Like, great, kill him for being corrupt but bigamy is something else entirely and shouldn't influence whether or not you get executed lol
At least they took a cute photo with him next to his two tall husbands, though
smh your sister and her husband should raise their kids better, at ages 8 & 10 they should be old enough to point at you and call you a 
The tragedy of possibly being killed by Hamas for being a traitor and collaborator instead of definitely still being murdered by the IDF anyway for being a Gazan.
I don't think it's that suitable as an emote but it was a fun idea so I quickly tried anyway lol
God created us in his image, his image being a mean-spirited soyjak meme
From the same article:
The 60-day truce, which is supposed to lay the groundwork for a more lasting cease-fire, comes after three months of withering Israeli attacks that have thrown the organization into disarray.
Deep intelligence infiltration enabled Israel to assassinate many senior leaders, including Hezbollah’s secretary general of 32 years, Hassan Nasrallah. Israel bombarded the group’s most loyal communities, forcing hundreds of thousands of people to flee and blowing up dozens of villages, ensuring that many people have no homes to immediately return to.
Imagine reading this and being an Israel supporter. IMAGINE FUCKING WRITING IT
Who am I to argue with the rules-based international order
Future historians will debate on whether comrade_pibb was looking for anagrams involving hexbear beanis or hobbit arses when making their breakthrough discovery
No, the CCP is trying to take my waifu away from me by not letting me clip the camera into her to see her beautiful gums and eyeballs anymore!
Remember when Western games still had beautiful women - all gone, because of woke