https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/22/us-shoots-down-two-of-its-own-navy-pilots-over-red-sea-in-apparent-friendly-fire-incident
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/22/us-shoots-down-two-of-its-own-navy-pilots-over-red-sea-in-apparent-friendly-fire-incident
It's a classic strategy, make a lie embarrassing enough and almost no one will question it
If you ever really need to get out of something, saying that you shit your pants will almost always work
Her: My dad says he found you masturbating noisily in the garden shed in the middle of the night.
/pops Mentos
Me: I had really bad diarrhea and was dehydrated.