https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/22/us-shoots-down-two-of-its-own-navy-pilots-over-red-sea-in-apparent-friendly-fire-incident

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 hours ago

    Her: My dad says he found you masturbating noisily in the garden shed in the middle of the night.

    /pops Mentos

    Me: I had really bad diarrhea and was dehydrated.