My beautiful, beautiful boaters - I love you. And you got a job. A big, important job. Go to the border of Canada now in your boats is best. I hereby deputize you - I can do that I'm the president - to be the leaders of my Regular People Canada Invasion Force...
an "invasion of canada" on the same level of the "insurrection at the capitol" would be the funniest fucking thing ever
A couple months from now?...
My beautiful, beautiful boaters - I love you. And you got a job. A big, important job. Go to the border of Canada now in your boats is best. I hereby deputize you - I can do that I'm the president - to be the leaders of my Regular People Canada Invasion Force...
That is more or less how the US invasion of Cuba (1898) went isn't it?
Trudeau reveals that he's been Castro's son the whole time by repelling the Bay of Crackers invasion.
This is how The War of 1812 went.
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