• ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    I genuinely do not doubt that they are attempting to manufacture consent for this because they know global warming will necessitate moving north.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    do it, unleash the quebecois on new york

    infinite francofication on new england

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    3 days ago

    Libs are going to drive themselves insane for four years.

    Y’all understand he’s not joking right? RIGHT?

    [...]

    “You shouldn’t pay him attention he’s clearly trolling” yeah just like he was trolling about voter fraud right before inciting an insurrection

    https://subium.com/profile/santiagomayer.com/post/3lf6vz573z22s

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      an "invasion of canada" on the same level of the "insurrection at the capitol" would be the funniest fucking thing ever

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        edit-2
        2 days ago

        A couple months from now?...

        My beautiful, beautiful boaters - I love you. And you got a job. A big, important job. Go to the border of Canada now in your boats is best. I hereby deputize you - I can do that I'm the president - to be the leaders of my Regular People Canada Invasion Force...

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 days ago

    I like the ones where they divide us up into states and don't realize that half the northern states would have double digit populations

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
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      2 days ago

      But we sell it to them for cheap anyway. Canada is the #1 source for oil that yankees buy, and our dollar is worth less than 0.70 USD right now.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Anybody here watch the awful Chuck Norris movie "Invasion USA"?

    There's a scene where the bad guy bazookas a bunch of houses with Christmas trees.

    Because it's Florida so there's no snow or anything else to show it's Christmas. It's ridiculous.

    That's all I can think of with this "annexing Canada" bullshit.