• anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
    ·
    16 hours ago

    Do you have... um.. I'm working on something but I need that, you know, the thing? I forget what it's called. Do you know if you have it? I came here for it.

    biden-alert

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
      hexagon
      ·
      16 hours ago

      uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they'll help you remember what you're looking for

      • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
        ·
        16 hours ago

        I didn't say I needed forgetting pills. I have those already. I just forget to take them, that's all. Do you have what I'm looking for?

        • EstraDoll [she/her]
          hexagon
          ·
          16 hours ago

          uhhhhh we got mystery boxes of shit on aisle 2? they might have what you're looking for inside

          • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
            ·
            16 hours ago

            Master tuxes?

            That's not what I'm looking for. Look, I've been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you're not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?

            • EstraDoll [she/her]
              hexagon
              ·
              16 hours ago

              okay, I can get you our manager. She is a dog though because nowhere in the employee handbook did it say a dog can't be manager. Her name is Hazel