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EstraDoll [she/her] to badposting • 20 hours ago

[Open Roleplay] "Hi! Welcome to the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Is there something I can help you find today?"

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[Open Roleplay] "Hi! Welcome to the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Is there something I can help you find today?"

EstraDoll [she/her] to badposting • 20 hours ago
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  • EstraDoll [she/her]
    hexagon
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    16 hours ago

    Hazel just starts barking excitedly

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    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      15 hours ago

      Hi, kitty, I want to file a complaint. Your employee wasn't helping me find what I needed and was very rude to me. Can you please send someone to help me find what I'm looking for?

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      • EstraDoll [she/her]
        hexagon
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        15 hours ago

        more barking

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        • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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          14 hours ago

          Yeah, that's what I was telling your employee.

          So, do you have it?

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