I always want to do bits about stupid crypto concepts like "TreeCoin! The first cryptocurrency backed by trees!" but it always turns out to actually exist and I've given up hope that I could shitpost hard enough to come up with one that doesn't. I don't even have to look it up to know that something like TreeCoin already exists, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there were ones named after each specific type of tree.
I always want to do bits about stupid crypto concepts like "TreeCoin! The first cryptocurrency backed by trees!" but it always turns out to actually exist and I've given up hope that I could shitpost hard enough to come up with one that doesn't. I don't even have to look it up to know that something like TreeCoin already exists, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there were ones named after each specific type of tree.
I couldn't resist checking and goddamnit I knew this would happen https://www.treecoin.global/