I'll never understand why the libs love her so much. Her shtick never changes and it's exhausting. She's like a one person podcast on video. She doesn't even bring in extra people when she needs to. I'm not exaggerating - she'll read court transcripts word for word like a child playing tea party. I don't know if she doesn't give a fuck or she is totally oblivious to how ridiculous she can be...
"The judge says 'Counsel - could you be more specific?' And Trump's second lawyer says 'I have been specific.' Of course we know that's not true— Well, I shouldn't use the word 'true' - I'll say 'accurate'! And then Trump's first lawyer pipes in again - in his profoundly deep voice - and this is really, really great(!)..." And here she tries and fails to do a sort of a pathetic impression of a man speaking in a deep voice: 'Your honor, I believe Mr. Shmuck has been more than candid.' I know, I know - I'm not good at impressions but he's got that opera singer bass profundo voice, right? Sorry..."
Absolute Madcow
I'll never understand why the libs love her so much. Her shtick never changes and it's exhausting. She's like a one person podcast on video. She doesn't even bring in extra people when she needs to. I'm not exaggerating - she'll read court transcripts word for word like a child playing tea party. I don't know if she doesn't give a fuck or she is totally oblivious to how ridiculous she can be...
"The judge says 'Counsel - could you be more specific?' And Trump's second lawyer says 'I have been specific.' Of course we know that's not true— Well, I shouldn't use the word 'true' - I'll say 'accurate'! And then Trump's first lawyer pipes in again - in his profoundly deep voice - and this is really, really great(!)..." And here she tries and fails to do a sort of a pathetic impression of a man speaking in a deep voice: 'Your honor, I believe Mr. Shmuck has been more than candid.' I know, I know - I'm not good at impressions but he's got that opera singer bass profundo voice, right? Sorry..."