first of all thank YOU for choosing an Apple device and for reaching out to our customer support! We are proud to anounce that we always place product quality first. To ensure a long life cycle of all your treasured Apple devices, it is therefore required that maintainance operations are only carried out by our specially trained and certified Apple staff at our local Apple cultivated identity centers. This training and certification includes a class on how to remove the key caps with no risk of damage and only a 10% risk of staff suffering a surprisingly painful and spine-tinglingly disgusting nail bed injury that takes 5-6 weeks to mostly heal. Would you like me to find the nearest Apple cultivated identity center for you?
Hello WhyEssEff,
first of all thank YOU for choosing an Apple device and for reaching out to our customer support! We are proud to anounce that we always place product quality first. To ensure a long life cycle of all your treasured Apple devices, it is therefore required that maintainance operations are only carried out by our specially trained and certified Apple staff at our local Apple cultivated identity centers. This training and certification includes a class on how to remove the key caps with no risk of damage and only a 10% risk of staff suffering a surprisingly painful and spine-tinglingly disgusting nail bed injury that takes 5-6 weeks to mostly heal. Would you like me to find the nearest Apple cultivated identity center for you?