"So ladies, you know you're gross, right? Just incredibly disgusting! So anyway, here's a glove you can use so your bare hands never have to come into contact with your no-no place."

Seriously though, how old are these guys? This is giving me flashbacks to the teen boys I knew who were grossed out when they realized that yes, girls can still swim on their periods, we just use tampons. Also "never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."