• fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    8 months ago

    Empirically, well...

    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_incredulity?wprov=sfla1
    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question?wprov=sfla1
    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc?wprov=sfla1

    Some theories on the author:

    • It's literally a child.
    • TBI
    • It's the Midwest boomer that huffed lines of lead paint, stuck in the town he was born in.
    • They live a very safe and comfortable life, to the envy of us all (see above).
    • Florida
    • Those must be some really good uppers (drugs)
    • The author is doing drugs in Florida.
    • It's the long awaited results of Ivermectin Self Trials, stages 1-3 (FL assumed)
    • It's a hedge fund manager for the Church of Latter Day Saints
    • It's literally a Republican Congressman stuffing precious lobby money in it's pocketsiescampaigning.
    • It's that girl from HS that really likes horses
    • It's literally the Whitehouse Press Secretary.
    • It's the protagonist in a Newbury awarded coming of age novel.
    • 3 words: unironic truck nuts
    • They work for Rupert Murdoch.
    • It's that dude with the fucked vibes that buys all of that junk embossed with The Punisher logo, and you don't know why but you can only assume he's a cop
    • It's 5head transcendental dry humour.
    • It's a neoclassical Economics professor
    • Good old fashioned racism!!
    • It's a self aware bot, the harbinger of the singularity.
    • We can assume it's their kink.
    • They self identify as libertarian (see above)
    • Some kind of unchecked antisocial personality disorder that will lead to dark consequencesAffluenza.
    • They love the taste of rubber and smell of Elon's signature Musk.
    • They're doing a shitty job at a character study of Randy Marsh
    • It's a sexy uncensored GPT bot
    • It's your average Onnit connoisseur
    • It's the little old lady that relies on her late husband pension and repeatedly falls for Indian call centre scams.
    • It's that regular that comes into your shitty part time gig.
    • Have you ever wondered who are the people that actually wind up being active members in prosperity gospel megachurches?
    • Cargo Cults: NFTs Remixed & Reha$hed - Pt. 2 Electric Boogaloo
    • They just really don't give a shit about the third world because we obviously live in a meritocracy.
    • It's that kid that won't shut up about Bitcoin and the IMF.