Nah bro, I totally could've taken them. Nah, I was just worried about everyone else. Look, look, I got, look, I got knives for stilletos okay bro? Those capitol rioters WERE LUCKY they didn't have to face me, okay? In fact, they were lucky I wasn't half-cut because I just go GORILLA MODE if I'm 2 or 3 beers down. My whole secuirty team had to hold me back... those rioters were fuckin LUCKY I wasn't alone.
this reminds me of the "i could have stopped 9/11" people
yeah, i couldve stopped eleven nine.
i would have simply told :cia: not to do it.
If I had been on the plane, I would have simply informed the hijackers that this violates the NAP.