Nah bro, I totally could've taken them. Nah, I was just worried about everyone else. Look, look, I got, look, I got knives for stilletos okay bro? Those capitol rioters WERE LUCKY they didn't have to face me, okay? In fact, they were lucky I wasn't half-cut because I just go GORILLA MODE if I'm 2 or 3 beers down. My whole secuirty team had to hold me back... those rioters were fuckin LUCKY I wasn't alone.
"That's ridiculous. She's a frail old lady. There's no way she coul-"
suddenly remembers the qanon psychos that died in cartoonish ways like tazing their own balls
"Actually she might have a point..."
lol, we got a bunch of geriatrics defending the constitutional order and a bunch of buffoons trying to rip it down.