Nah bro, I totally could've taken them. Nah, I was just worried about everyone else. Look, look, I got, look, I got knives for stilletos okay bro? Those capitol rioters WERE LUCKY they didn't have to face me, okay? In fact, they were lucky I wasn't half-cut because I just go GORILLA MODE if I'm 2 or 3 beers down. My whole secuirty team had to hold me back... those rioters were fuckin LUCKY I wasn't alone.
what Pelosi would say right before you find out she used to be a developer for CAPCOM
"Everyone is free to apply for a job at Capcom. How is it unfair that I got hired?"
perfect since she's from a powerful Baltimore political family
"so what my dad is a director at EA, I was judged on my merits!"