Nah bro, I totally could've taken them. Nah, I was just worried about everyone else. Look, look, I got, look, I got knives for stilletos okay bro? Those capitol rioters WERE LUCKY they didn't have to face me, okay? In fact, they were lucky I wasn't half-cut because I just go GORILLA MODE if I'm 2 or 3 beers down. My whole secuirty team had to hold me back... those rioters were fuckin LUCKY I wasn't alone.

  • aerides [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Look, I despise Pelosi and authoritarians of all stripes, but I have to read this as a joke. She completely refutes herself in the next sentence.

    Even though Trump and Nazis use "I was joking" as a bad faith defense people do still actually make jokes. There's no way you're going to convince anyone of your analysis here.