• DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    We've got Wonder Woman lmaoooo what a diss

    Imagine talking like this to people in real life. You'd get instantly bullied.

    • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      17
      8 months ago

      i dunno, there isn't much of a line between online and "real life" interactions in silicon valley. not sure if that's the same everywhere else or if this is just a special kind of hell here

    • Rania 🇩🇿🏳️‍⚧️@lemmygrad.ml
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      32
      8 months ago

      When you want to disregard a christian, you ask them if Jesus Christ would've done this, if you want the same for a muslim you ask them if Muhammed would've done this, if you want with a socialist you ask them if Marx, Stalin, Lenin would've done this, if you want it with a nationalist you ask if their national figure would've done this, and when you want to tell a liberal to not do something, you ask him "Would've Harry Potter supported genocide on Palestinians?"

    • @Franfran2424@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      To paraphrase Iran: "we will never be able to appropiately retaliate for their destruction of muslim culture, they dont have a culture, only macdonalds"

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Can liberal smuglords condescend to people without beginning with the word "sorry?" smuglord

    • @DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      Sorry sweaty, but it's important to always give an air of civility and "sorry" is one of those words that magically makes my sentence immune to criticism so you aren't allowed to call me out or be mad at me for saying things.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        smuglord Sorry, but implying that people I disagree with are unwell is not directly saying that they are mentally ill as much as it is saying that help is available if you need it, buddy! smuglord

  • SUPAVILLAIN@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    ion't know what he's glazing about other than a murderer who reps a genocidal state, cause capes don't exist

    Fascist fuckin settler

  • @Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml
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    36
    8 months ago

    I never really got into the western comics thing, so I wasn't really aware of her, but I don't think I lost much of value. I have since seen her described as an "alleged actor", which does give me some nice petty chuckles.

      • @ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml
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        8 months ago

        I feel like Arnold and Stallone get a lot of crap thrown their ways for their stereotypical “strong man” roles, but they can be legitimately incredible and emotional actors. Rambo’s breakdown scene at the end of First Blood for example, or Arnold’s satirical and charming performances in Last Action Hero, Kindergarten Cop, or just plain good acting in True Lies.

        This Zionist scum is just a shitty action movie actor all around.

        • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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          8 months ago

          Yeah, Arnie's actually a great actor with tons of charisma and screen presence. Gal's acting should be compared to the likes of Steven Seagal or Van Damme if you insist on staying with the 80s action hero theme.

          • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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            8 months ago

            Even those two had their moments, when the wooden character aligned with their wooden personality. I would more compared her to Tom Cruise, the absolute worst screenwood i ever seen.

          • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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            8 months ago

            The worst one of all 80s action guys has to be Chuck Norris.

            Relevant to this thread too, since he got a lot of Israeli money to advertise Uzis.

    • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      i never really cared much for comics as a kid... Calvin and Hobbes was really the only one I had books of. I watched xmen and Spiderman and Batman cartoons.

      I watched a couple of the first comic book movies when CGI was really ramping up, but I just can't get into the Good Vs Evil crap where they smash up whole cities fighting and no one gets hurt but in the end the good guy manages to hurt the bad guy and that's that.

      Shit gets so old so fast. It was fine for cartoons when i was a kid but I don't think any adult should really be engrossed in such banal plots. I'm not saying people can't enjoy mindless entertainment, but there's a line between enjoying mindless entertainment and obsessing over details of shitty movies.

      • @Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml
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        13
        8 months ago

        My issue was really simple, I like very concrete beginning and ends to stories. It always seemed to me that western comics had thirty different timelines by different authors that may or may not be connected to each other and assume you have read X amount of the other material. If I wanted to start reading say...Batman, nobody would be able to agree on where it starts. I just can't stand it.

        I read some manga on occasion (I live in Japan, basically everybody does) but western comics just never really worked for me.

        • @cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml
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          8 months ago

          To be fair, I think that compared to other superheroes, Batman is relatively easy to pickup and read.

  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    34
    8 months ago

    Speaking of tankies, how are those unsupported armor columns working out?

    • @su25@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      i wonder why wonder woman didn't swoop in to stop that tank from getting obliterated by that single based fighter idf-destroyer

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    32
    8 months ago

    peppino-holy-shit hamas when gal godot is trending on twitter (all of their arms have spontaneously rusted and become unusable. complete and utter defeat will come within days)

  • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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    29
    8 months ago

    Gal Godot's Wonder Woman canonically did nothing while the Holocaust happened

  • @SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    The whole deal with superhero movies being funded by the military to aid as propaganda makes so much sense.

  • @BennyHill500
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    8 months ago

    Thats the same kinda people who say we shouldn't listen to dumb celebrities when they have a take they don't like.