Why don't they just put women onto like chairs and deliver the baby that way? All I can think of now is overweight Italian American doctors dressed in a mechanics coveralls rolling around from room to room on a mechanic's creeper shouting "Marone! Ma'am, you got a BABY coming outta your PUSSY! That's gonna cost ya!"
Sliding under a pregnant woman with a pneumatic rotary tool to undo the bolts on that dust cover while eating the sandwich I didnt have time to finish on my break