You could make vibrators and trains with the same model names like "caboose rocket" or "little engine that could" or "third railer" or "tunnel driver" or the all time classic "size does matter." A giant train for hauling lots of heavy stuff, you perverts.
Cowards. I would absolutely promote vibrators alongside my high speed trains
It's just poor marketing instincts.
You could make vibrators and trains with the same model names like "caboose rocket" or "little engine that could" or "third railer" or "tunnel driver" or the all time classic "size does matter." A giant train for hauling lots of heavy stuff, you perverts.