:tromp: Lyin' cheatin' @Dirt_Owl, folks, they're no good! Just the other day I was talking to my big son, Jr. or was it Barron? I dunno, point is one of the boys was in my office and we were going over Hexbear's posts. So, naturally, we start talking about Dirt_Owl, oh how that son of mine loves their posts, the best folks! He'd get so excited to see the new owl of the day, pretty clever user name too, Dirt_Owl, get it? A dirty owl, their words, not mine. You know what else is dirty folks? The way I was treated by the press when I was president. Very rude and very nasty! Worst treatment a sitting president ever got they said! But besides that and speaking of dirty, folks, Dirt_Owl's Shrek posts? What a disgrace! Barron or Jr. whoever it was was crying so hard seeing them. "Please dad, make Dirt_Owl post more owls, make Hexbear Great Again!" he cried out. Heartbreaking. Y'know I never liked the sequels to Shrek, they struck gold with the first one then gave up the ghost with the sequels. Mr. Mike Myers! Man of a thousand voices, or so I've heard. What was I saying? Oh right, Tiffany wanted comrade @Dirt_Owl to post more of those beautiful birds!