• DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Head and neck shaped like a pear, some sort of weird goatee monstrosity, wraparound sunglasses, some weird infowars bumper sticker.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      Always an absolutely brand new spit-polished F-350 with monster truck tires. Like this thing has never seen rain, much less a road that wasn't paved in concrete.