It's fucking baffling that all of these people have experienced ecological threats that fucked up the air, water, and everything in general and ignored that, saw a plane flying by, and shouted "POISON!" And now, instead of picking up on a credible threat, they had to go with predatory cabals under pizza restaurants and mole-children.

I know media/news narratives are powerful, but god damn.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Maybe you could try convincing them that like Bill Gates or whomever personally engineered the whole microplastic thing because he hates big beautiful penises

    You need a bad guy with a nefarious plan for these guys to care