In a long dumb story I once went to jail over a speeding ticket that was a day late.
The two cops couldn't believe they had to arrest me for it and the jail was so backed up I was there for four days.
I was still a teenager and terrified, but I put on a face and told every joke I'd ever heard to get by. My last morning there My bunkmate found me so entertaining he offered me a free prostitute, which I had to very politely decline.
u need someone taken care of, you call me, no charge.
Tfw MS13 shows up at your hated enemy's house with a big pot of soup, aspirin, tissues, blankets, and feel good DVDs.
For some reason I imagined MS13 having a super courteous hotline with corporate help desk people for their hitmen.
He should have added an asterisk mentioning that it only applies to unarmed men, women, and old people.
