fixed because my first try at this broke the website.


need context?

First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136

Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153

Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    "give me $50/hr"

    whaaat i cant do that, give me a real number and ill do what i can!

    "i want a union"

    im done here youll be hearing from our lawyer, fuck you

    :shocked-pikachu:

    well thats a pretty clear cut case of unionizing being the thing that got you fired. say hi to their lawyer for me

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      fr tho? what are the chances I can actually use this to hurt them?

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        uh, you just can.

        theres no chances involved here.

        you said union amd he imediately switched from negotiating a raise to firing you

            • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              yeah i dont mean this in a "you can shut down the company!" way

              but this is absolutely a "you can bleed them for a fat severance because that code switch around unionizing looks reeeaaal bad for them"

            • RandyLahey [he/him]
              ·
              4 years ago

              Or at least might get Dave fired for exposing them to the risk with his incompetence

          • SolidaritySplodarity [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            NLRB will provide you their equivalent of a public defender if you start a complaint. Also some unions will offer some pro bono if you apply. AFL-CIO will (I know, I know).

            • Shitbird [any]
              hexagon
              M
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              4 years ago

              after my last text with dave just now I don't think I have a choice

      • Quimby [any, any]
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        all kidding aside, you don't have a case here that I can see. if I were your boss I'd simply say "I asked him for a number and he gave me an answer that wasn't a number so I stopped negotiating." that would hold up fine. and then I'd probably go cry myself to sleep about being a corporate shit. Also, he was clearly already in the process of firing you (or accepting your constructive resignation) when you brought up the union. I say this only because I don't want you to waste time, energy, or money on something a judge will throw right out of court.

        • Shitbird [any]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          No, but when opportunity presents itself you gotta take that bull by the horns and shit-text your boss.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    world champion poster :kim-salute:

    hope you were planning on quitting anyway tho lol

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      it was time. this way I maybe get severance.

      IF YOU ARE READING THIS DAVE AND YOU DONT GIVE ME SEVERANCE I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE LABOR BOARD BECAUSE I MENTIONED UNIONIZING AND THEN YOU FIRED ME.

      GIVE ME SEVERANCE DAVE AND JIM

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
      M
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      4 years ago

      you put in a lot of effort. it was time.

        • Shitbird [any]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
            ·
            4 years ago

            Ahh okay then if you were going to get fired anyway this is fucking hilarious lol. My algorithm manipulation was worth it 😉

            :agony-yehaw:

            • Shitbird [any]
              hexagon
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              edit-2
              4 years ago

              oh I wasn't going to get fired, I could have kept shrekposting indefinitely.

              it was just killing me inside every day that i woke up still working there.

              :quokka-smile:

              I didn't think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.

              • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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                edit-2
                4 years ago

                Did you do any actual work lol. In awe of the sheer energy of this post.

                I didn’t think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.

                If you spam lots of comments it automatically puts the post at the top of the front page, even if it has like 10 upvotes. So that way everyone sees it and upvotes it. I didn't realize that it was that powerful though lol. Sorry for making you lose your job lol.

                • Shitbird [any]
                  hexagon
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                  4 years ago

                  if the post wasn't good, no one would have upvooted and the mods would have purged me. worth the risk.

  • carbohydra [des/pair]
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    4 years ago

    I hope you sent this to Jim as well, especially the "fuck you fuck you fuck you" texts :che-laugh:

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      good idea brb

      "I'm concerned about Dave's mental health. he talked about unionizing and then sent me this."

      edit: sent this and I got to Jim before Dave did lol If I'm lucky Jim fires Dave before Dave fires me.

      edit 2: checked my email and Dave fired me asap

  • buh [she/her]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    The only thing we’re missing to complete the r/cth experience is a random chud wandering in to scold you then getting dogpiled by our big beautiful posters

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I am surprised I haven't gotten any rage spam so far tbh

  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    We've been great to you here.

    :doubt: If you're here, Dave, blow it out your ass you brain-melted chud piece of shit

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      they were paying me minimum wage and trying to make me come into an office while they worked from home. this builds resentment in the worker.

        • Shitbird [any]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          they should've been and I gave them the chance to.

      • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        What utter bullshit. Glad you got out of there, comrade :heart-sickle: And thank you for taking us on this incredible journey with you. This is what I'll point to now every time some troll says this site sucks.

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
      M
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      4 years ago

      I was raised in the streets of chapo :screm-cool:

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    Hi Dave. Actual image of the members of the website here:

    :sicko-crowd:

    Also special surprise for Dave here

    :PIGPOOPBALLS:

  • Shitbird [any]
    hexagon
    M
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    4 years ago

    the site doesn’t let you update multiple images so I had to do it by hand. I didn't dox myself this time I think though, so that's good