fixed because my first try at this broke the website.
need context?
First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136
Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194
Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153
Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251
"give me $50/hr"
whaaat i cant do that, give me a real number and ill do what i can!
"i want a union"
im done here youll be hearing from our lawyer, fuck you
:shocked-pikachu:
well thats a pretty clear cut case of unionizing being the thing that got you fired. say hi to their lawyer for me
uh, you just can.
theres no chances involved here.
you said union amd he imediately switched from negotiating a raise to firing you
yeah i dont mean this in a "you can shut down the company!" way
but this is absolutely a "you can bleed them for a fat severance because that code switch around unionizing looks reeeaaal bad for them"
Or at least might get Dave fired for exposing them to the risk with his incompetence
NLRB will provide you their equivalent of a public defender if you start a complaint. Also some unions will offer some pro bono if you apply. AFL-CIO will (I know, I know).
all kidding aside, you don't have a case here that I can see. if I were your boss I'd simply say "I asked him for a number and he gave me an answer that wasn't a number so I stopped negotiating." that would hold up fine. and then I'd probably go cry myself to sleep about being a corporate shit. Also, he was clearly already in the process of firing you (or accepting your constructive resignation) when you brought up the union. I say this only because I don't want you to waste time, energy, or money on something a judge will throw right out of court.
You know, I was pretty meh on the Shrek posting, but if this is the kind of content it brings us, consider me a convert.
No, but when opportunity presents itself you gotta take that bull by the horns and shit-text your boss.
world champion poster :kim-salute:
hope you were planning on quitting anyway tho lol
it was time. this way I maybe get severance.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS DAVE AND YOU DONT GIVE ME SEVERANCE I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE LABOR BOARD BECAUSE I MENTIONED UNIONIZING AND THEN YOU FIRED ME.
GIVE ME SEVERANCE DAVE AND JIM
"Delete those texts / Delete the swearing ones / I've deleted them from my phone" ok boomer
hope you can get some nice severance out of him for his uncouth language
Jesus Christ you didn't have to actually go through with it
So long as you're fine with it and aren't going to starve or anything
already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.
Ahh okay then if you were going to get fired anyway this is fucking hilarious lol. My algorithm manipulation was worth it 😉
:agony-yehaw:
oh I wasn't going to get fired, I could have kept shrekposting indefinitely.
it was just killing me inside every day that i woke up still working there.
:quokka-smile:
I didn't think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.
Did you do any actual work lol. In awe of the sheer energy of this post.
I didn’t think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.
If you spam lots of comments it automatically puts the post at the top of the front page, even if it has like 10 upvotes. So that way everyone sees it and upvotes it. I didn't realize that it was that powerful though lol. Sorry for making you lose your job lol.
if the post wasn't good, no one would have upvooted and the mods would have purged me. worth the risk.
So mods allow you to game the algorithm in order to get fired? Based
no idea. they're just aggro like that so i figured they would.
edit: it's a good thing the mods are aggro. lakes of poop breed disease.
I hope you sent this to Jim as well, especially the "fuck you fuck you fuck you" texts :che-laugh:
good idea brb
"I'm concerned about Dave's mental health. he talked about unionizing and then sent me this."
edit: sent this and I got to Jim before Dave did lol If I'm lucky Jim fires Dave before Dave fires me.
edit 2: checked my email and Dave fired me asap
The only thing we’re missing to complete the r/cth experience is a random chud wandering in to scold you then getting dogpiled by our big beautiful posters
We've been great to you here.
:doubt: If you're here, Dave, blow it out your ass you brain-melted chud piece of shit
they were paying me minimum wage and trying to make me come into an office while they worked from home. this builds resentment in the worker.
What utter bullshit. Glad you got out of there, comrade :heart-sickle: And thank you for taking us on this incredible journey with you. This is what I'll point to now every time some troll says this site sucks.
Only if you want to lol, please don't do it if you don't want to.
Don't feel that you to have to do it pls.
But also :PIGPOOPBALLS:
o7 :07:
To our best and bravest poster. Amazing
:agony-yehaw:
Dave is terrible at his job and has failed upwards in life because he is a cishet white male born to the baby boomer generation.
Hi Dave. Actual image of the members of the website here:
:sicko-crowd:
Also special surprise for Dave here
:PIGPOOPBALLS:
@ScreamoBMO - I really need for tomorrow to be shrek saturday and for that art I made to be the site logo so I hope that is still happening. :heart-sickle:
