@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.

    HAHAH this is me at my current job - except they finally caught on after me literally doing nothing the past year except maybe a handful of emails a day. Now for the past month I've been doing like 2 hours of work a day and they're in awe

    "wow abc you're knocking this out of the park, I have no complaints" - my supervisor at the last two mandatory weekly meetings we've had to review my weeks performance

    :pain:

    My plan thus far has been to finish the probationary period and hopefully line a job up in the meantime so upon them releasing me from micromanagement I can turn around and be like "yeah, so here's my two weeks you fucks" since they too refuse to pay me more and even refused to subsidize A PORTION of a new computer desk despite the job being 95% wfh even prior to the pandemic

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
      M
      ·
      4 years ago

      Fuck yeah. Your boss also sounds like a fucking Dave. Fuck "honest work", there's nothing honest about being underpaid and exploited. WE OWE THESE FAT RICH FUCKS NOTHING.

      :shocked_porky: :gui-better: