China is turning people into mermaids

ferristriangle [he/him] · edit-2 4 years ago

Multihedra [he/him] · 4 years ago

They want to swim good like Mao, obviously

BojanglerGTX [he/him] · 4 years ago

This is fucked up, I can't believe China would turn it's own people into mermaids.

kristina [she/her] · 4 years ago

underwater furries, aight cool

DodecaWeasel [none/use name] · edit-2 3 years ago

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Mardoniush [she/her] · 4 years ago

Posadism intensifies.

toledosequel [none/use name] · 4 years ago

They're having mermaid shows (???) and I can't even go to the fucking skatepark :jokerfication:

opposide [none/use name] · 4 years ago

Fully Aquatic Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

TankieTanuki [he/him] · 4 years ago

I'M TIRED OF THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING CHINESE INTO MERMAIDS!

Indifference_Engine [comrade/them, any] · 4 years ago

I guess all that panic over MSG in the 90s wasn't misplaced

Redcuban1959 [any] · edit-2 3 years ago

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Ness [he/him] · 4 years ago

I want to move to underwater china

Weedian [he/him] · 4 years ago

Chinese mutating citizens into aquatic cryptids for military use, report says.

DodecaWeasel [none/use name] · edit-2 3 years ago

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maccruiskeen [he/him] · 4 years ago