OK, here's the deal. I have a cousin who is, like, a somewhat rich kid and he hands out with SUPER rich kids from his school. One of these kids lives in the richest part of Athens. He wanted to upload a video on Tiktok or insta or whatever where the point was "no one messes with [insert Greek failson name]" and to make that point apparently he needed a romani kid he somehow knew who was apparently involved into some kind of drug trading gang or whatever? You know the deal, rich kid meets minority gangster, thinks he is tough. Anyways, he invited this kid in a party for the SOLE purpose of taking vids and photos with him to convince other rich failsons he is tough.

Except the gangster kid brought a bunch of his gangster friends with at the party. About 17 to be precise. And they just started unloading their Kalashnikovs into the sky because they could, at the richest and most "secure" suburb of the city, while also doing a bunch of coke. Rich failson and his younger brother were naturally kind of startled but that wasn't the end of it because his friend's gangster buddies proceeded to steal a bunch of pillows and lamps and other seemingly expensive stuff they found again because they could and because of course he couldn't do anything about it.

In the end he ended up uploading the vids anyways. HE UPLOADED A BUNCH OF VIDS AND PICS WITH CAPTIONS ALONG THE LINES OF "DON'T FUCK WITH [X]" EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE HE TOOK THE PICS WITH LITERALLY FUCKED WITH HIM AND HIS BOUGIE ASS COULDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHA HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL

Also yes, it was real. I saw vids and photos. I wouldn't believe it otherwise. It's too comical.

EDIT: Sooo since most people here are American, the Kalashnikov thing may not strike you as particularly insane, however in Greece they're very, very illegal.

  • Pezevenk [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 年前

    I'm really not doxxing myself though. None of this had to do with me.

    • Galli [comrade/them]
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      4 年前

      This guy can only have so many cousins which could be narrowed further by cross referencing other information on your profile.

      • Pezevenk [he/him]
        hexagon
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        edit-2
        4 年前
        1. I said my cousin knows him, I'm not his cousin. I don't even know him personally.

        This guy can only have so many cousins

        Clearly you aren't Greek.