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minus-squareClaus [he/him]hexbear16·4 years agoHas this happened to you? After consolidating unfathomable wealth, the bloated bourgeois undergoes cellular division and remarries. Now you need twice the guillotine. No more! Meet the Double Chop! With a rust-proof blade and unpatented double neck-hole technology, this machine cuts down billionaires at twice the speed and twice the comfort! Cut your time cutting down the ruling class in half! Billionaire couples? Double Chop! Failsons? Double Chop! Landlords? Double Chop! Revolutionize your revolution today! link
minus-squareeduardog3000 [he/him]hexbear5·4 years agoThe person on the right wouldn't have the blade go through them all the way. You gotta do a sawtooth pattern. You can even scale it up! link
Has this happened to you?
After consolidating unfathomable wealth, the bloated bourgeois undergoes cellular division and remarries. Now you need twice the guillotine.
No more!
Meet the Double Chop!
With a rust-proof blade and unpatented double neck-hole technology, this machine cuts down billionaires at twice the speed and twice the comfort!
Cut your time cutting down the ruling class in half!
Billionaire couples?
Double Chop!
Failsons?
Double Chop!
Landlords?
Double Chop!
Revolutionize your revolution today!
The person on the right wouldn't have the blade go through them all the way. You gotta do a sawtooth pattern. You can even scale it up!
:party-sicko: