Today while spending time with my dad I learned something about my uncle that I just can't keep to myself. He's a nearly 80-year-old drunk and before fox news and the several drunken falls he was honestly a really interesting and decent guy. My stepmom was telling me that recently he has taken to hitting on literally every woman. One of the stories she told me was that while they were at a restaurant, anime was on the tv and he was really into it. He just kept talking about how the girl on tv was "the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life" to the point that it was making others around (including the wait staff) uncomfortable. My little brother and stepmom couldn't remember the anime or the character's name, but they specifically remember looking it up and seeing that she was ten. I never thought I'd get to type something like this out but TL:DR my 80 y\o libertarian uncle has a Lolli waifu.