DrumpfYouABusta [any]

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Cake day: May 6th, 2021

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  • Gingerbread people are bestowed life by magical bakers. The same magic could be used to bring a gingerbread house to life it just would be in a nightmarish situation since houses don't have many moving parts besides doors and shutters. Most magical bakers would never do something like that because magical bakers are bestowed their powers by the love of the people they feed. People who find joy in feeding others are rarely ever evil and therefore would never create a nightmarish monster gingerbread house.












  • The earliest online shooters like unreal were so fucking fast most of the time you could barely tell what's going on. You would rocket and nade jump around the map so fast everything would be a blur. When I moved over to halo and cod it was like playing a shooter in slow motion. Idk how this person could think shooters got to fast. If anything they got significantly more playable to the average person.

    Also to op if it was taking you any more than 3-5 shots to kill somebody in halo you were just really bad lol.




  • So I had to go back and check on some old episodes to see if there is anything in them that seems even more sus now. In the pilot episode when rick takes morty out of school and makes him get him some special seeds rick says some really creepy shit that was weird when I first heard it but now it's especially gross. Morty breaks his legs and rick has to go to a future dimension to get broken leg serum. He goes off about how this dimension has cured aging and that everybody there is young and has been forever. He then tells morty that "there were a lot of attractive women there. I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies." He spent so much time in that dimension that his portal gun lost charge. When it first came out I remember thinking "ew maybe he means like early 20s young ladies" but after this whole thing I assume that Roilands idea of a fantasy future involves being an old man in a world full of perpetually young women with ages as low as 16.