Why is your family celebrating American Thanksgiving? Ours seems way better, less weird mythologizing of colonialism, no black Friday, most people don't even get the day off. You just kinda have a meal with whatever family is less than a half hour drive away.
You know those German freaks who dress up as native American people and role play as them and stuff? We do that with Americans on the hallowed day of American Thanksgiving and they eat KFC and bicker and watch football of some variety.
Why is your family celebrating American Thanksgiving? Ours seems way better, less weird mythologizing of colonialism, no black Friday, most people don't even get the day off. You just kinda have a meal with whatever family is less than a half hour drive away.
You know those German freaks who dress up as native American people and role play as them and stuff? We do that with Americans on the hallowed day of American Thanksgiving and they eat KFC and bicker and watch football of some variety.
Oh, you have Americans. Tell em this is Canada and they missed their shot.