Econ, poli sci, and business grads should be kept in a containment zone with livestreaming surveillance cams everywhere. It'll be better than reality TV.
They get to do capitalism there, but there are seasonal resets where all their bank accounts get wiped and all capital gets confiscated and put back in warehouses for them to fight over so they have to do it all over, like it's a fucking Rust server.
bank accounts get wiped
For the fun of it, I hope that means bank accounts are all set to a random value between -2,147,483,648 and 2,147,483,647 at random intervals
And pol-sci, and philosophy and journos and probably a few others I'm forgetting right now.
Yeah, it's such a bullshit degree, we all know computers are magic. No science involved.
All engineers will be forced to double major in a humanities degree
double reeducation, christ, they don't even teach you econ people addition?
Reeducation for all econ, poli sci, and business related majors. If multiple of these apply, then you get reeducation doubled for each additional one.
I had forgotten that specific Australasian lib flavor of smug where they oppose any sort of regulation and fervently assert that the victims deserve it, except they love government intervention when it protects them.
I know libs anywhere are like that, but imo something about the smugness hits different.
Americans spreading a harmless dress up festival for kids
Americans co-opting your government into antagonizing your biggest trading partner and paying billions of dollars for boondoggle nuclear submarines.