• Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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    1 year ago

    Kid walks in on his Vet dad naked in the bathroom with a cord tied around his nuts.

    "Dad! WTF!"

    The Dad in a panic.

    "Uhhhhh, son! This is something the Viet Cong did to me when I was a POW! I'm doing this to process the trauma."

    "I thought you said you spend the war in West Germany? You showed me pictures of you at Oktoberfest."

    "No! This is totally me processing trauma! Not a weird sex thing. Don't tell your mom!"